Thirteen, part two

So before I start this update, I just thought you might want to know some of the search terms that direct people to this blog.

I have gotten 8 hits from “old man working out.” it’s my top redirector. okay, that’s a halfway reasonable search term, as I had quite a few pictures of CG working out.

Smelly fridge and saggy diaper both have 4. Smelly fridge, maybe. Saggy diaper, no.

poking nipple, “his nipple”, teenagers in diapers, diapers for teenagers, maid nipples, saggy old guy, play “his nipple” – gay, wow screenshots nipples, my son shirtless, pee pee in the potty.

all of these are things people have searched to reach this legacy.

In the words of another search term (with two hits, actually), awkward much?

Eight: “Could you please stop talking about nipples and saggy diapers and focus on the fact that I’ve FINALLY POPPED with Thirteen?”

Oh yeah, I forgot there was a legacy involved here.

“Grandma, I was here first.”

“But darling, I’m getting old, my bladder doesn’t quite have the capacity it once had…”

“…so? your point is?”

Seven: “I stole a computer for your uncle once, back in the heydays of my badassery.”

Elvie: *still fuming about bathroom encounter*

Seven: “Eat your waffles, and you’ll grow up to be big and strong, like an astronaut!”

Elvie: “I’ve rolled that LTW already, and it got canceled for being too boring.”

This is true.

Amos: “Seriously, why me? Why do you follow me around every time I come over here?”

Seven: “I just want to be friends…:(“

WHEE MAXED GUITAR

<3

Sibling block playing. Amos creeps in the background.

More sibling block playing, discussing our fallback topic of garbage. Seven is now creeping with Amos. Where there is an Amos, there is a Seven. It’s very disturbing.

Fwoop: Wewts! Blocks are soooo fun!

“So fun, I feel like GROWING UP!”

Elvie: “Uh, Eleven? What’s going – “

TA-DA! teenage Eleven!

Eleven has slightly grown into his looks. His mouth is still awkwardly wide for his face (No idea where he got the mouth from, since Kelvi’s mouth is perfectly proportional) and his nose is still fwoopy. Less awkward looking, though. And he deserves no hair. That’s what you get for inheriting gross hair.

His trait is technophobe, to go with hydrophobic, easily impressed, and genius. Fwoopy is clearly a paranoid teenager.

YOU BURNT THE PIE :(

“It’s the pregnancy, I swear! Never again!”

Eight goes into labor across the street.

“I…will never…do this again! AHHHHRRRRGGG”

“I really want some of that pie right now.”

YOU BURNT IT, SMART ONE

Eight travels across the street to give birth to baby boy Thirteen!

Thirteen is an unlucky one. His traits: hates the outdoors and grumpy. yeesh.

“I love him anyway.”

Quick spare update: Astrid had the baby! This is Peter Berg, Nine’s little boy. Shortly after his birth Nine and Astrid got married, so any future babies will be Numerals now.

Peter has blue eyes and is very cute. And his hair. No words needed. I die a little inside when the hair skips a generation, it makes me so happy to see it again!

Who’s cute? YOU’RE CUTE!

“I hope this one has my hair.”

Me too, me too.

Kelvi: “Yes, I believe that’s an…infinity symbol? It’s gotta be. Either that or it’s a pair of eyes. Or boobs. Either one.”

Here we have Annamarie Francois, Six’s second child. I wasn’t sure if I had shown you guys her as a young adult yet, so I figured I’d do it anyways. She’s so interesting looking. She sort of reminds me of Zero.

This is Aaron Francois, Six’s youngest…green, the hair, what else could you possible ask for?

Oh yeah, Six died. This makes me very, very sad.

Very sad.

This is clearly not a numeral. This is Charles Perkinsol, and he is Sora’s husband! YAY, BABY TIME! He’s the grandson of the scary pink lady from years back – look at his pink eyes :D He’s part of this crazy gigantic Perkinsol family in my ‘hood. I made a couple, the Perkinsols, who then had four baby boys. Who then got married and made…more babies. Lotsa people with the last name Perkinsol floating around my game.

“On second thought, I’m not so sure I like this baby.”

And Thirteen…doesn’t have the hair! This shall be the first generation that the hair skips! *moment of silence*

Thirteen looks like his mother, except with Kelvi’s eyes and hair.

“Who’s mommy’s little pessimistic baby? Are YOU mommy’s little pessimistic baby?”

“WAHOO! MOMMY, MOMMY, I’M GROWING UP!”

“Shh, trying to eat cake here, give me a moment of privacy please…”

“LOOK QUICK! LOOK!”

“Elvie! I told you, I needed a ‘me’ moment! Where are your manners? *CAKE MMMMM*”

“Uh-oh.”

Kelvi: “OH SHIT MY BEAUTIFUL DAUGHTER MORPHED INTO A MUTANT”

“…just kidding!”

Elvie has Elka’s lips and eyes and nose but her father’s coloring (eyes, hair, and skin). She’s pretty. Of course she’s pretty, seeing as she has the SAME FACE as her mother, who’s pretty. aggravating, but what can you do?

She rolled frugal, to go with genius, lucky and friendly. What an excellent housewife you’d make, Twelve.

“Life is so good! It’s wonderful to have all positive traits!”

it was purely an act of the randomizer, I swear. I randomize traits whenever they aren’t assigned by the game.

Matching hairstyles.

Ah, yes, this is Daniel’s baby with his wife, Rebecca (forgot to take a picture of her AGAIN! silly me!). I’m blanking on her name at this instant but I’m almost positive it’s Lilac. (and if it isn’t Lilac, I’ll go change it to Lilac so I don’t have to edit this post. Laziness FTW.) What an odd looking toddler! She takes after her mother a lot. I bet she’ll be really interesting looking. I <3 her eyes!

Elka and Seven obviously haven’t gotten a lot of attention this post…because they AREN’T DOING ANYTHING, ARGG. get that promotion already, Elka! Seven’s able to grow steaks and burgers now…i hope he doesn’t die before we get the omni plant!

This child hasn’t stayed on his potty chair ONCE. not ONCE.

And unluckily for me, his age meter ran out before I could finish potty training him. Actually, I didn’t get to start, because even if his mood was entirely green he would cry and jump off the chair. This is my first grumpy sim and I can’t exactly say I’m enjoying it.

Another child taking after Eight! All male children with this hair remind me of Three. It makes them all look so uptight and bratty. (…which fit Three very well :D )

Lovely pajamas. Your nickname shall be Cacti.

He rolled clumsy. all negative traits to match Elvie’s all positive traits D:

A little bit of a makeover was in order.

“Jesus! I won that game, I totally won that! *grumble* “

To top off this post of much-growing up, guess who’s also a teenager?

…and he was such an attractive child too, he was!

Amos: Hey, me and Fwoop grew up in the same style jacket again! No wonder we’re besties!

See you next time!
~summergrey