Thirteen, part two

So before I start this update, I just thought you might want to know some of the search terms that direct people to this blog.

I have gotten 8 hits from “old man working out.” it’s my top redirector. okay, that’s a halfway reasonable search term, as I had quite a few pictures of CG working out.

Smelly fridge and saggy diaper both have 4. Smelly fridge, maybe. Saggy diaper, no.

poking nipple, “his nipple”, teenagers in diapers, diapers for teenagers, maid nipples, saggy old guy, play “his nipple” – gay, wow screenshots nipples, my son shirtless, pee pee in the potty.

all of these are things people have searched to reach this legacy.

In the words of another search term (with two hits, actually), awkward much?

Eight: “Could you please stop talking about nipples and saggy diapers and focus on the fact that I’ve FINALLY POPPED with Thirteen?”

Oh yeah, I forgot there was a legacy involved here.

Thirteen, part one

Long time no see! Life’s been creeping up on me lately – the end of the year is looming and with that comes all the stress of AP exams, finals, SAT IIs, term projects, and all that fun stuff. I’m a sophomore but I’m friends with lots of seniors at school, and they’re all getting their college acceptances back. I’m so jealous, I’ve just started that whole stressful college process :( I was in Boston and my parents took me to see Harvard – eep, it’s intimidating. Add one more thing onto the worry list – getting into college!

But never fear – I haven’t abandoned my beloved sims!

Kelvi: “OHMAIGOD, A GIANT GEMSTONE”

Ten and Nine: “Nomnomnom.”

The New House

And now…drumroll please…the new house tour!

Please read update Twelve before you read this! hehe, sorry if there’s any confusion because they were posted at the same time.

Twelve

Hello there! This update is going to be rather short, because – well, I don’t want to ruin the surprise! You’ll see soon enough!

Eleven

Hello everyone! Update time!

Oh, and once again, I sort of messed up my resizing, so the last few pictures are kind of huge. sorry bout that :(

Eight: “I wonder if playing in my bra will earn me more money.”

Laying the Foundation: Fourth Generation

And our third generation heir is…EIGHT!

thank you so much for voting, everyone!

Eight: “I’d like to thank my adoring fans, my mother, and my great-grandmother for giving me such great hair.”

Growing Stage: Third Generation part two

Happy Valentine’s day and Chinese new year!

It’s time for another Numerals update! An heir poll will follow this chapter, so be sure to vote!

Growing Stage: Third Generation part one

I’m sort of in love with my legacy kids right now! and the spares are multiplying like rabbits, so even MORE love! :D

And Nine is about to grow up, so DOUBLE the more love!

Ten

Let’s begin with a scene of fatherly love!

…and we can just ignore the fact that Seven hates kids.

Seven: You know, you’re kind of cute…come back to me in fifteen years or so, and we can go pickpocketing together, okay?

Eight and Nine, part two

yo yo! my pictures are bigger than usual – somewhere halfway along the last update I forgot to resize them so that they’re not ginormus, and I forgot to do it again. Sorry if this takes forever to load!

Things are still pretty trashy over here at the legacy house.